1. Red turtles are more intelligent (and dangerous) than the green.
2. If you are driving and see a bright flash or any foreign object in bright colors and pleasant, pass over. If X accelerates, A is the turbo.
3. Shoot in the head is more effective than any other body part.
4. Allejo was better than Pele
5. Not all boxes can be pushed. Much less all the doors can be opened.
6. Just step on the accelerator when the signal to open.
7. Never run out of runway.
8. If you do not have guns or do not know how to punch, jump to the head of the wretched.
9. In some cases, stars are more important than currency.
10. No matter how far away you are the goal, always the side kick.
11. Stand aside is not failure.
12. Missing in goalkeeper leads to expulsion.
13. Special moves, like jump and punch, do you lose your life (provided you hit the opponent).
14. With punches and kicks you break cars with greater ease than using iron bars.
15. No matter the model. The blue car runs more.
16. Olympic goal is easier than free-kick.
17. Never is the last phase.
18. Select is as useful as the Scroll Lock or block with a yellow exclamation.
19. An attack of zombies are nothing if you have a Glock with 10 rounds and a good shot.
20. Sometimes, a knife works better than a shot.
21. Life don't has infinite continues.
22. "Winners do not use drugs - William S. Sessions - FBI "
23. No matter what your problem, it can be solved with a flamethrower.
24. Ninjas know how to play golf.
25. You can build a civilization only with stones, gold and timber.
26. When a person dies it flashes to disappear.
27. Vampires? Arrange a chain.
28. Half moon forward + punch = strong something interesting.
29. Walls with cracks tend to keep secrets.
30. The longer the fighter he is worse.
31. Strengthening always comes after you kill everyone.
32. Not everything in life is to Save Game. So never forget to write down the password.
33. In the end, you get fucked to save the world or a woman.
34. Driving can be much more interesting if you are listening to "Highway Star," "Paranoid" or "Born to Be Wild."
35. The best times of our lives are the bonus stages.
36. PAC MAN is nothing more than chasing after candy while listening to repetitive music. That is, a rave.
37. You need not know a single musical note to be a rock star. Just having motor coordination.
38. Stops to fuel the car or plane disturb much.
39. Not all wooden boxes are breakable. Only the brightest.
40. Explosive barrels are very good to kill a large group of people. Just a straight shot.
41. Not all the green pipes leading into the sewer.
42. There are castles no lava.
43. Almost all the heroes begin life lying in a bed.
44. I do not care if no use. Die pressing Start to introduce it quickly.
45. Keys may be its size, but you find a place to store it.
46. Run on the ice slide. Very.
47. Not all rivers are for swimming.
48. Meals tend to fill you with life.
49. His car flipped, skidded off the runway and exploded? Ok, wait a moment he will return blinking.
50. Green mushrooms. Do not die before sampling at least one.
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