The plan is very simple,
Do you want know the plan ?
we run!!!
where?
for where you want,
just we run.
"The improbable" is a unlikely blog you don't know what you will find here, maybe you can find extraordinary articles, or maybe very stupid articles, but there are good articles here !
sexta-feira, 2 de abril de 2010
phrases of wisdom
The pencil scratch, and the rubber off.
You will find the answer you need at the end of the book.
There aren't donkeys, are some people do not know how to use wisdom.
When I turn off the light, I can't see
Dig a hole ... Keep digging ... Just a little more and you come to Japan
Money can't buy happiness, but can make you rich.
You will find the answer you need at the end of the book.
There aren't donkeys, are some people do not know how to use wisdom.
When I turn off the light, I can't see
Dig a hole ... Keep digging ... Just a little more and you come to Japan
Money can't buy happiness, but can make you rich.
quinta-feira, 1 de abril de 2010
The real story about the death of the calf.
Many have heard talk or have talked about the death of the calf, but nobody knows how, where and when she died, ever stopped to think if she is even dead, she may be alive, "she is alive?".
It is interesting to reflect on the fact that this nice and very humble animal is present in our lives without even knowing it, the old cliche "thinking on the death of the calf ..." has a history and a much deeper meaning than you might imagine, but we'll explain what happened what is the real story about the death of the calf.
There was a boy whose name was John, that boy lived on a farm and he loved animals, one day John went to the home of his grandfather, this in turn was a man severe and robust, but also of great achievement and very money, which presented him as a beautiful and friendly calf, John called her Lucy.
Time passed, and Lucy was growing up, and John each day like most of his little calf, but what he least expected was about to happen, Christmas was coming, "pets, nor do they know what awaits ..." and Lucy would be the main dish of Christmas Eve, Little John never imagined that such an atrocity would be done with their happy and friendly calf.
Finally the day came "Lucy would be dinner" when he learned John did everything to stop it, but all was in vain, so he was saying goodbye to his beautiful heifer, soon after his grandfather was fired down the little Lucy, and John saw the whole scene. Since then, the boy can not forget the cry of that animal that echoes in his mind that day on he never stopped thinking about the death of the calf.
Such thoughts are present even today no one has ever missed or forgotten the little Lucy.
And will always be thinking about the death of the calf.
It is interesting to reflect on the fact that this nice and very humble animal is present in our lives without even knowing it, the old cliche "thinking on the death of the calf ..." has a history and a much deeper meaning than you might imagine, but we'll explain what happened what is the real story about the death of the calf.
There was a boy whose name was John, that boy lived on a farm and he loved animals, one day John went to the home of his grandfather, this in turn was a man severe and robust, but also of great achievement and very money, which presented him as a beautiful and friendly calf, John called her Lucy.
Time passed, and Lucy was growing up, and John each day like most of his little calf, but what he least expected was about to happen, Christmas was coming, "pets, nor do they know what awaits ..." and Lucy would be the main dish of Christmas Eve, Little John never imagined that such an atrocity would be done with their happy and friendly calf.
Finally the day came "Lucy would be dinner" when he learned John did everything to stop it, but all was in vain, so he was saying goodbye to his beautiful heifer, soon after his grandfather was fired down the little Lucy, and John saw the whole scene. Since then, the boy can not forget the cry of that animal that echoes in his mind that day on he never stopped thinking about the death of the calf.
Such thoughts are present even today no one has ever missed or forgotten the little Lucy.
And will always be thinking about the death of the calf.
Translation of some words
CAN: Pergunta feita por quem tem amnésia: CAN sou eu?
CREAM: Roubar, matar, etc.: ele cometeu um CREAM.
VASE: Momento de jogada: agora e minha VASE.
YEAR: Deixar partir: ela teve que YEAR.
HAND: Entregar, dar por vencido: você se HAND?
FRENCH: Dianteira: saia da FRENCH, por favor.
YELLOW:. Na companhia dela: saímos eu YELLOW.
DATE: Mandar alguém deitar: DATE ai.
DAY: Conceder: eu DAY um presente para ela.
PAINT: Objeto: me empresta o seu PAINT?
FAIL: Oposto de bonito: ele e FAIL.
RIVER: Pior que FAIL: ele é O RIVER.
BITE: Agredir: ele sempre BITE nela.
EYE: Interjeição de dor: EYE que dor de cabeça!
TO SEE: Onomatopéia que representa tosse: ele desmaiou de tanto TO SEE.
CAN'T: Oposto de frio: o carro esta CAN'T.
MORNING: Nem CAN'T, nem frio: o carro esta MORNING.
FEEL: Barbante: me da um pedaço desse FEEL para eu amarrar aqui.
MICKEY: Afirmativo de queimadura: MICKEY may.
TOO MUCH: Legume: quero uma salada de TOO MUCH.
PEOPLE: Alimento a base de milho: adoro comer PEOPLE-ca.
HAIR: Marcha de carro: ele engatou a HAIR.
SOMEWHERE: Pessoa do interior: SOMEWHERE e irmão de Manuer...
ICE: Expressão de desejo: ICE ela me desse bola...
DARK: Palavra usada em antigo provérbio: e melhor DARK receber.
MONDAY: Ordenar: ontem MONDAY lavar o carro.
MISTER: Sanduíche: eu quero um MISTER can't.
MAY GO: Pessoal dócil: ele e tão MAY GO.
YOU: Expressão de curiosidade: YOU seu irmão, como vai?
CREAM: Roubar, matar, etc.: ele cometeu um CREAM.
VASE: Momento de jogada: agora e minha VASE.
YEAR: Deixar partir: ela teve que YEAR.
HAND: Entregar, dar por vencido: você se HAND?
FRENCH: Dianteira: saia da FRENCH, por favor.
YELLOW:. Na companhia dela: saímos eu YELLOW.
DATE: Mandar alguém deitar: DATE ai.
DAY: Conceder: eu DAY um presente para ela.
PAINT: Objeto: me empresta o seu PAINT?
FAIL: Oposto de bonito: ele e FAIL.
RIVER: Pior que FAIL: ele é O RIVER.
BITE: Agredir: ele sempre BITE nela.
EYE: Interjeição de dor: EYE que dor de cabeça!
TO SEE: Onomatopéia que representa tosse: ele desmaiou de tanto TO SEE.
CAN'T: Oposto de frio: o carro esta CAN'T.
MORNING: Nem CAN'T, nem frio: o carro esta MORNING.
FEEL: Barbante: me da um pedaço desse FEEL para eu amarrar aqui.
MICKEY: Afirmativo de queimadura: MICKEY may.
TOO MUCH: Legume: quero uma salada de TOO MUCH.
PEOPLE: Alimento a base de milho: adoro comer PEOPLE-ca.
HAIR: Marcha de carro: ele engatou a HAIR.
SOMEWHERE: Pessoa do interior: SOMEWHERE e irmão de Manuer...
ICE: Expressão de desejo: ICE ela me desse bola...
DARK: Palavra usada em antigo provérbio: e melhor DARK receber.
MONDAY: Ordenar: ontem MONDAY lavar o carro.
MISTER: Sanduíche: eu quero um MISTER can't.
MAY GO: Pessoal dócil: ele e tão MAY GO.
YOU: Expressão de curiosidade: YOU seu irmão, como vai?
50 things we learned playing video game
1. Red turtles are more intelligent (and dangerous) than the green.
2. If you are driving and see a bright flash or any foreign object in bright colors and pleasant, pass over. If X accelerates, A is the turbo.
3. Shoot in the head is more effective than any other body part.
4. Allejo was better than Pele
5. Not all boxes can be pushed. Much less all the doors can be opened.
6. Just step on the accelerator when the signal to open.
7. Never run out of runway.
8. If you do not have guns or do not know how to punch, jump to the head of the wretched.
9. In some cases, stars are more important than currency.
10. No matter how far away you are the goal, always the side kick.
11. Stand aside is not failure.
12. Missing in goalkeeper leads to expulsion.
13. Special moves, like jump and punch, do you lose your life (provided you hit the opponent).
14. With punches and kicks you break cars with greater ease than using iron bars.
15. No matter the model. The blue car runs more.
16. Olympic goal is easier than free-kick.
17. Never is the last phase.
18. Select is as useful as the Scroll Lock or block with a yellow exclamation.
19. An attack of zombies are nothing if you have a Glock with 10 rounds and a good shot.
20. Sometimes, a knife works better than a shot.
21. Life don't has infinite continues.
22. "Winners do not use drugs - William S. Sessions - FBI "
23. No matter what your problem, it can be solved with a flamethrower.
24. Ninjas know how to play golf.
25. You can build a civilization only with stones, gold and timber.
26. When a person dies it flashes to disappear.
27. Vampires? Arrange a chain.
28. Half moon forward + punch = strong something interesting.
29. Walls with cracks tend to keep secrets.
30. The longer the fighter he is worse.
31. Strengthening always comes after you kill everyone.
32. Not everything in life is to Save Game. So never forget to write down the password.
33. In the end, you get fucked to save the world or a woman.
34. Driving can be much more interesting if you are listening to "Highway Star," "Paranoid" or "Born to Be Wild."
35. The best times of our lives are the bonus stages.
36. PAC MAN is nothing more than chasing after candy while listening to repetitive music. That is, a rave.
37. You need not know a single musical note to be a rock star. Just having motor coordination.
38. Stops to fuel the car or plane disturb much.
39. Not all wooden boxes are breakable. Only the brightest.
40. Explosive barrels are very good to kill a large group of people. Just a straight shot.
41. Not all the green pipes leading into the sewer.
42. There are castles no lava.
43. Almost all the heroes begin life lying in a bed.
44. I do not care if no use. Die pressing Start to introduce it quickly.
45. Keys may be its size, but you find a place to store it.
46. Run on the ice slide. Very.
47. Not all rivers are for swimming.
48. Meals tend to fill you with life.
49. His car flipped, skidded off the runway and exploded? Ok, wait a moment he will return blinking.
50. Green mushrooms. Do not die before sampling at least one.
2. If you are driving and see a bright flash or any foreign object in bright colors and pleasant, pass over. If X accelerates, A is the turbo.
3. Shoot in the head is more effective than any other body part.
4. Allejo was better than Pele
5. Not all boxes can be pushed. Much less all the doors can be opened.
6. Just step on the accelerator when the signal to open.
7. Never run out of runway.
8. If you do not have guns or do not know how to punch, jump to the head of the wretched.
9. In some cases, stars are more important than currency.
10. No matter how far away you are the goal, always the side kick.
11. Stand aside is not failure.
12. Missing in goalkeeper leads to expulsion.
13. Special moves, like jump and punch, do you lose your life (provided you hit the opponent).
14. With punches and kicks you break cars with greater ease than using iron bars.
15. No matter the model. The blue car runs more.
16. Olympic goal is easier than free-kick.
17. Never is the last phase.
18. Select is as useful as the Scroll Lock or block with a yellow exclamation.
19. An attack of zombies are nothing if you have a Glock with 10 rounds and a good shot.
20. Sometimes, a knife works better than a shot.
21. Life don't has infinite continues.
22. "Winners do not use drugs - William S. Sessions - FBI "
23. No matter what your problem, it can be solved with a flamethrower.
24. Ninjas know how to play golf.
25. You can build a civilization only with stones, gold and timber.
26. When a person dies it flashes to disappear.
27. Vampires? Arrange a chain.
28. Half moon forward + punch = strong something interesting.
29. Walls with cracks tend to keep secrets.
30. The longer the fighter he is worse.
31. Strengthening always comes after you kill everyone.
32. Not everything in life is to Save Game. So never forget to write down the password.
33. In the end, you get fucked to save the world or a woman.
34. Driving can be much more interesting if you are listening to "Highway Star," "Paranoid" or "Born to Be Wild."
35. The best times of our lives are the bonus stages.
36. PAC MAN is nothing more than chasing after candy while listening to repetitive music. That is, a rave.
37. You need not know a single musical note to be a rock star. Just having motor coordination.
38. Stops to fuel the car or plane disturb much.
39. Not all wooden boxes are breakable. Only the brightest.
40. Explosive barrels are very good to kill a large group of people. Just a straight shot.
41. Not all the green pipes leading into the sewer.
42. There are castles no lava.
43. Almost all the heroes begin life lying in a bed.
44. I do not care if no use. Die pressing Start to introduce it quickly.
45. Keys may be its size, but you find a place to store it.
46. Run on the ice slide. Very.
47. Not all rivers are for swimming.
48. Meals tend to fill you with life.
49. His car flipped, skidded off the runway and exploded? Ok, wait a moment he will return blinking.
50. Green mushrooms. Do not die before sampling at least one.
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