Google is the best friend of men

You could be asking why google is the better friend of men, for me was the dog ?
but you are wrong !!! google give to we everything we need, and dog can't.
do you want examples ?
if you need do a homework... google do for you and dog only can eat your homework.
if you want a girlfriend, maybe you can find in google, you dog can attack she.
In google you can discover, find and see everything, if you not find nothing in google, so "isto no equesiste"
and now you can see because google is the best friend of men

What's 3x2 ?

A little boy returned home from school and told his father that he
had failed the maths test.
His father asked him, "Why did you fail?"
The boy replied, "The teacher asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?' and I said
'3 x 2 is 6'."
"Well, that's right" said his father.
The little boy continued, "Then she asked me 'How much is 2 x 3?"
"What the hell is the difference?" asked the father.
The son replied, "That's exactly what I said to my teacher and that's
why I failed the maths test.

2 x 10

Why is two times ten the same as two times eleven?
Because two times ten is twenty, and two times eleven is twenty, too!

In the classroom

A teacher said, "Mary, I'd like you to give me a sentence beginning
with 'I', please."
Mary thought for a few seconds and then said, "I is..."
The teacher interupted her and said, "No Mary, you cannot begin a
sentence with 'I is' - you must use 'I am'."
Mary looked upset and said, "But Miss..."
The teacher shouted, "Give me a sentence beginning with 'I am', please."
Mary shrugged her shoulders and said, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

The river

A man was walking along a river bank (the land at the side of a river
is called a bank) when he saw a man walking along the opposite bank.

He called across, "Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?"

The other man looked confused and shouted back, "You're on the other
side of the river already."

Magic

While on holiday in Las Vegas a couple went to see a magic show.
After one of the tricks the woman shouted out, "How did you do that?"
The magician replied, "I could tell you, madam, but if I did then
I would have to kill you."
The woman thought for a few seconds and then shouted back, "Okay,
then tell my husband how you did it."